I am a non-resident alien (I used to live on Mars). I believe that Diet Coke and popcorn are foundation of a healthy diet. I have deplorable taste in music. I believe that Chihuahuas will one day rule the world.

Other websites in the Heather Champ online empire include the Mirror Project and jezebel.

My photographs are taken with a variety of cameras: Nikon 990, Lomo LC-A, Seagull 4A-105 TLR, Aiptek Megacam, Snap Dragon 4 x 5 pinhole, Zero Image 4 x 5 pinhole, Polaroid Joy Cam, Polaroid 600, and a Casiso Wrist Cam.

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